July 12, 2008

That's what he said.

176coverI wrote the cover story of Out's August issue, a profile of Fall Out Boy front man Pete Wentz. For the last year, I've been posting about Wentz on Popnography -- and talking about him all over the place, including commentary in a lengthy piece NPR did last fall about masculinity in rock and roll. (I wrote about him so much my own intern even posted to Popnography mocking my fixation.)

The best thing about a job that straddles the print and digital worlds is that when an obsessive pattern emerges -- blog posts pile up, my suggestions in editorial brainstorming sessions get obviously single-minded -- I have the opportunity to blow it up, to dig deeper. The more I thought about Pete Wentz, and the more I talked with my colleagues about our ever-elusive search for "the new queer," whatever that means, whoever that is, the more I was convinced there was a place in our magazine for Wentz, maybe even a cover. From my first pitch to his management to publication, this story took about four months -- a little less than average for a monthly magazine, but what felt like a decade in Internet time.

Some stories lend themselves to a circus of cross-promotion and publicity better than others; Wentz is a celebrity with an enormous online fanbase -- and a significant number of dedicated haters who seemingly live to blog about the many reasons they think Pete is a douchebag. "Ambiguity makes you a lightning rod for people to hate you," Wentz told me, and it was the simmering, obvious homo-queasy language used in so many of those celebrity weeklies and shit-talking blogs that to me solidified why he belonged in Out.

He got engaged to singer Ashlee Simpson soon after our interview: He got called a fag. He married her (and the photos made the cover of People): He got called a fag. He announced they were having a child: He got called a fag. It was hardly a new pattern -- Wentz's own button-pushing tendencies and genuine open-minded attitude towards sexuality mean he's been talking about making out with dudes for years, and the more uncomfortable it makes a reporter or audience, the more likely he is to amp up his sexual ambiguity.

But when Out's story broke, his make out boy behavior was headline news all over again, with all the same fag jokes to boot. As a bonus, there were the condescending reassurances that Wentz having told me it's been years since he's fooled around with a dude meant Ashlee probably didn't need to worry (much). It was boggling and disturbing to see entertainment media and bloggers both prove our point (no matter what Wentz does, people will think he's a fag) and miss it entirely (he'd rather say he's  a fag than waste his breath telling you he's not). There was also a lot of smart commentary from fans, from other bloggers, and from the many Out readers whose knowledge of Wentz's body of work was previously limited to a vague recollection of having seen semi-naked photos of him somewhere online.

The ways that Wentz's work -- in music, in clothing, in his own multi-media displays -- are so naturally intertwined also allowed us to approach this cover more broadly than we generally have the opportunity to. Through his fashion line, Clandestine Industries, he designed a limited edition T-shirt for Out's readers to win. We agreed to allow a TV crew filming a reality show pilot about his entrepreneurial tendencies to crash our photo shoot -- which already featured Wentz filming himself as part of one set-up. I wanted to fact-check the name of an artist he'd mentioned during the interview; he posted the link I'd sent to his blog. And then it all came karmically full circle: a post excoriating the cover story on Gawker led one commenter to complain about my (assumed) obvious straightness, the only possible explanation for Out having anything positive to say about Wentz.

I'm tremendously proud of the piece, and all the many people who helped the full package come together. And Wentz's astute criticisms of the media machine -- the fine line between gay jokes and a witch-hunt -- are still weighing heavily on my mind, especially as my primary occupation remains most days to continue questioning or commenting on the sexuality of celebrities. This story (and particularly the cover line, quoting Wentz's "Yeah, I am a fag" comeback to bullies) seems to have amplified the discomfort ambiguity evokes. Whether it in some way answers or refutes or champions a new kind of queer remains to be seen.

> Out, August 2008 issue: Pete Wentz

+ This Charming Man: Pete Wentz would rather kill himself than live in the closet or keep his mouth shut. Instead, the Fall Out Boy front man is looking to his hero Andy Warhol for lessons on making a lightning rod of ambiguity. (More @ Popnography.) [PDF to come.]

+ Meet Pete's Partner: Behind the scenes with Stephen Westman, the gay businessman who runs Wentz Inc. (More @ Popnography.) I went to Chicago to scope out the Clandestine Industries store and hang out with the homo who helps make Pete's dreams become reality.

+ Everyone is (Still Gay): Equally influenced by Nirvana and politics, Cobra Starship's Gabe Saporta goes off on sexual revolutions. (More @ Popnography.) Only two sharp, smart quotes from Gabe ended up in the cover story, but in a rare serious interview the dance-punk singer proved he can walk the walk when it comes to sexual politics.

+ Sleeping for the Wrong Team, with photography by David Roemer. A gallery including outtakes from the cover shoot.

The best part about being an editor -- and the part of my job that's most different from when I've worked primarily as a freelance writer -- is that I also get to commission and edit articles from amazing writers. We did a lot of online content to complement the Pete Wentz issue, including:

+ Emo's Gay Dad, by Barry Walters.  The Promise Ring's guitar player came out 10 years ago. Jason Gnewikow tells Out what's changed -- and what hasn't -- since his band helped create a new sound. (More @ Popnography.)

+ Kissing Games, by Jason Lamphier. Rising pop star Katy Perry has released two of the most divisive (and catchy) songs in recent gay history -- and she's not about to apologize for it.

+ Know your homo history: The Smiths' "This Charming Man" @ Popnography. By Noah Michelson.

July 09, 2008

On the virtues of being called a crack addict by Bill O'Reilly

An interesting example of the pros of a life lived openly and online, from David Carr's piece in the NYT about the Fox News PR machine:

Some of the avenues of attack are easier to anticipate than others. Right now, there are advance copies circulating of a reported memoir I wrote about my times as a drug addict and drunk. I’ve already been called a “crack addict” on Bill O’Reilly’s show, which at least has the virtue of being true, if a little vintage. Expect a return engagement with some added detail. I have a bit of an advantage in that my laundry is already hanging on the line, not to mention that with a face made out of potatoes, the Photoshopped picture of me will have to go a long way to make me any uglier than I actually am. Having pointed a crooked columnist finger at Fox, at least I have it coming. Not so for many of the beat reporters who go to work every day confronted by a public relations machine that will go feral if it doesn’t get what it wants.

June 09, 2008

Proof of life

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I haven't disappeared, just gotten in the habit of letting RSS aggregators do my busy work. That is to say, if you're looking for regular updates via Twitter, posts made to Popnography, or photos I upload to Flickr, the best place to find and keep track of me is at shananaomi.com.

Since last summer I've essentially been working full time at Out, where I now have the fancy title of Online Editor. I'm still contributing to the magazine (including the upcoming issue's cover story -- more on that soon), editing all the posts at Popnog (writing about half of them at this point) and keeping the trains running on time at Out.com (if you haven't seen it in a while, please enjoy our face-lift).

I am still unapologetically fond of parentheticals, living in LA and road trips for the sole purpose of rocking out to my favorite bands with my best friends. Up there's a picture from my birthday trip to do just that, in the parking lot of a funeral home in the Castro near my favorite San Francisco restaurant, Tangerine.

September 13, 2007

supposedly Typepad can now recognize that I'm posting from an iPhone... Or so says Techcrunch

July 19, 2007

What's so funny about...

Outaug07coverblurbYesterday was my one-year anniversary at Popnography (the artist formerly known as Personality Machine), which means I've made somewhere north of a thousand posts, way too many gay jokes to count and have barely managed to keep the bitterness at bay (I hope) in lieu of a continued obsession with all things pop and fabulous.

Speaking of gay jokes, my obsession with the gays' sense of humor (or lack thereof) and my own quest to be at least mildly amusing turned into a marathon viewing of straight boy comedies.

You can read the result of my anthropological research in the newest issue of Out (the one with Oprah's hot style guy on the cover) or over at Out.com.

> Out, August 2007 issue: Did you hear the one about a straight man telling a gay joke? It was funny!

[Download PDF or read text online]

May 24, 2007

Uncharted in today's Cynopsis Digital

Uncharted My favorite source for keeping up on new media and digital entertainment trends did a little blurb on Uncharted today -- I'm the Website of the Day!

Here's a social networking/online fiction hybrid launched by OurChart.com, a lesbian community site inspired by Showtime's The L Word. UnCharted is an interactive love story about two fictional characters who meet on OurChart and develop a romance using social networking service Twitter. Users can register on Twitter to contribute to the storyline and get updates sent to them by phone, IM or on the web to keep them up to speed with what's going on with Allie and Katrina, UnCharted's two protagonists. The website is updated every 15 minutes with fresh gossip and comments. The concept is the brainchild of Popnography.com blogger, Shana Naomi Krochmal. OurChart's principals include President and co-founder Hilary Rosen (former Chairman and CEO of The RIAA) and CEO and co-founder, Ilene Chaiken (creator of The L Word).

I don't know about every 15 minutes (!!) but I'm thrilled to be included in their roundup.

May 21, 2007

She tweets, I tweet, we all tweet

Some exciting news today, all happening so fast I've barely had time to process it myself.

If you live on the east coast, you may have just heard me on NPR's All Things Considered, talking about a soap opera I'm writing using a new mini-blogging technology called Twitter. As they say, you can check local listings to find out when it airs where you are, or the piece should be available online in about an hour, too, here.

You can go to OurChart.com to read the tiny bite-sized drama and learn more about how to follow the story.

The OurChart blogger-in-residence also did a fun interview with me.

More on this project and the backstory as soon as I get a chance to catch my breath.

(If you've read this blog on the typepad site, Twitter is what feeds the "RIGHT NOW I'M..." sidebar feature.)

May 14, 2007

Got myself all Knocked Up

Knockedup_2 I might look back on this as the day digital media work officially took over my life. More on that tomorrow.

But for now: I got hired by LiveJournal (also owned by TypePad parent company Six Apart) to run a promotional tie-in community for the new Judd Apatow movie, Knocked Up, which stars Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen.

The movie is almost ridiculously good
-- a great blend of guy movie and chick flick, sweeter than The 40-Year-Old Virgin but still outrageously funny -- which only makes this kind of work easier and more enjoyable. We're posting polls about dating and relationships over here from now until the movie opens June 1st, giving away prizes, and trying to get (and keep) folks excited about seeing it for themselves. Come check it out!

(Because my world is just this small, it also looks like I'll be covering the premiere of the movie for Us Weekly -- and to add another level of meta to the joke, Heigl's character in the movie is a red carpet reporter for E!)

May 13, 2007

Jamie Bamber drops his towel

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Oh, and one more that's not in the Popnography archives -- though in warning, I'm going to comb through since my last update and offer my personal highlights, too.

At this year's GLAAD Media Awards in LA, I was happy to work the other side of the red carpet for Out, asking the celebs the gayest possible questions I could think of. (Quite a change from my usual gig for Us Weekly.)

My quickie Q&A with Battlestar Galactica's Jamie Bamber -- who graced the cover of Out last year -- wound up over on the main Out.com site instead of the blog. It's important to note that while he wasn't wearing a towel, he did have on this soft sweater with colored clear plastic discs appliquéd all down the front.

> Sci-Fi Sexpot: Everyone's favorite top gun.

Outing Anderson

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Out's May issue got a lot of press -- much of it furious and indignant. But I was really proud of the magazine and the (small) role I played in helping put Anderson Cooper and Jodie Foster -- two celebs who have never publicly acknowledged that they are gay, though "everyone" in the business has known it for a long time -- on the cover, thus guaranteeing some kind of overdue public airing of the debate.

I have a real aversion to what I consider wink-wink, nudge-nudge journalism, this idea that those who are educated or elite or hooked in to a certain kind of gossip will know how to read between the lines, and those who aren't won't be bothered by missing the inside scoop. And at a certain point -- like, for example, when your direct observation of a public figure, or multiple sources confirm a story -- when you leave the same information out of a story over and over, I'm not sure how it's any different than lying. The American media have enough sins of omission for which to atone right now without continuing to argue that we should only discuss the sex and private lives of Brad and Angelina, not Anderson and Jodie.

It was Michael Musto's cover story about the "glass closet" that got people the most angry, along with Anderson's No. 2 rank on the magazine's list of most powerful gays. I penned a companion piece to Musto's manifesto, surveying the agents, managers and publicists who help advise clients how to go public -- or not.  I was pleasantly but genuinely surprised to hear that -- for the most part -- the tide seems to be turning in Hollywood.

With the help of the best and brightest professionals, I even put together a How To Come Out list for the next generation of potential glass closet candidates. (Rule No. 4: Don't overcompensate, and don't flat-out lie.) There's no money-back guarantee, but I now believe that there's a way for a major A-list star to come clean and keep his career onward and upward.

View the May 2007 cover [jpg] (Those are models with masks, by the way.)

> Out, May 2007 issue, If they were gay, who would care? [Download PDF -- page 1, page 2]

Gay the old-fashioned way: once a month!

Outmar07coverblurb In addition to writing an average of 20 entries a week for Out.com's Popnography [now at its own domain! tell your friends!], I've been contributing some slightly longer pieces to the print version of Out magazine.

It's the best of both worlds -- Monday through Friday, I get instant gratification with anything gay and shiny that catches my eye. But then I get to pull back a little, examine the bigger picture of queer culture in the 21st century.

And really, after the daily blog grind, anything I get to write with a deadline of longer than an hour feels luxurious and thoughtful!

Here is the first bunch:

> Out, March 2007 issue: Ivri Lider is the new Ricky Martin. But he sings in Hebrew. And he's out. [Download PDF -- page 1, page 2]. In March I was also featured on the contributors page [jpg].

> Out, April 2007 issue: Angie, get your gun. Director Angela Robinson is taking her latest project directly online. [Download PDF]

May 11, 2007

Media talking about media (and me)

I am so woefully behind on updating over here. My apologies in advance as I cull through my personal archives and do my best to catch up.

Pick_of_the_week Yahoo! gave Popnography a great review and named it a pick of the week! Like, four weeks ago. But still!

Here's what they said then:

While cheerfully tracking who's gay, who's not, and who's "curiously undeclared," this blog from Out.com celebrates all that's glorious and gloriously tacky in our celebri-culture today. In recent posts, "resident popnographer" Shana Naomi Krochmal checked in with the boys of "Entourage," gave a run-down of Jake Gyllenhaal's surprise appearance at the GLAAD Awards, coaxed actor Matthew Rhys to "say something really gay" in Welsh (he did), and waxed on about Jamie Bamber, "the sexiest man in space." We loved the round-up of gay critics' responses to "300," but whatever you do, don't miss the summary of Anderson Cooper's oh-so-candid appearance on "Loveline" in 2001. Before you get the notion that it's all hunks all the time, though, we assure you that plenty of hot chicks and gorgeous dreamgirls sashay through these posts, too.

Oh, and I got outed by Jossip. Except y'all already knew I was queer and they were just busy making a nasty post about my bosses over at Us Weekly. The gay part is about the only thing they even got right, so I'm not bothering to link back and feed their beast.

Talk about what goes around coming around, though! All's fair from where I sit, though I never find that a good excuse for lazy reporting or mean-spirited gay jokes.

March 10, 2007

We're a star!

Badge_tp_featured_weblog_star_dkblugrn TypePad -- the service that fuels this blog and the one I write for Out -- recently featured Popnography.

Here's what they had to say:

Out.com has always been a leading chronicler of the intersection between "gay" and "culture." Their excellent blog, Popnography, offers a gorgeous parade of entries about entertainers, public figures, and pop icons, with the stated aim to "push your buttons and play with your heart -- and make you love every minute of it." All we can say is, "Mission accomplished!" We're pretty much a sucker for the kind of gossip, commentary, and eye candy that Popnography dispenses, especially with dished up with such enthusiasm and wit. If loving Popnography is wrong, we don't want to be right.

Yay! This is a very exciting honor. If you're looking for a relatively cheap professional service, I recommend it. You can also check out Six Apart's other options, like Vox and LiveJournal, if you want to blog but don't need quite so much vroom.

March 08, 2007

Don't you want to feel my skin?

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This morning I woke up to John Mayer being taken far too seriously by someone on NPR (still not as bad as yesterday, when I woke up to the news of Donna Shalala being put in charge of something political), but after I dropped J off at the Burbank airport I decided to avoid the gridlock of the 5 and come back to Echo Park the roundabout way.

I drove through Burbank and North Hollywood and over Cahuenga and it was sunny and beautiful and just the perfect weather to roll the windows down and listen to The Killers, and I fell in love with Southern California all over again. No matter the actual geography of hills vs. coast, it was just like how, when I'd go down to airport in Santa Ana (back when we lived in Long Beach), I'd always come back up PCH because you can see the ocean and feel the wet breeze and in the words of one Dave Eggers, I mean, have you fucking been to California?

Yesterday I randomly kept seeing these super-tall, super-skinny women, the kind who are everywhere in New York (especially in the neighborhood where I worked, at an intersection of modeling agencies and studio space), the waifish type who seem entirely composed of legs and neck and shiny hair. That's not your typical LA lady, though, which is why I think I noticed, which then made me think again about how since moving here I've been confronted with a lot of other people's issues about body image, a lot of I just don't know how you can live somewhere that all the women look like that.

My basic belief about living in any ambitious city is that if you're looking to feel insecure and inferior, you'll easily find a way. Maybe if I'd moved to LA at 18 or even after college it would have been harder -- god, if I'd moved here and tried to be an actor, for sure -- but instead I moved to New York, where I learned how to be absolutely all right with being alone. I was never a shy and modest type [STOP LAUGHING] but for that first year I spent most of my free time solo, going to restaurants and movies and museums and everywhere in between and shedding whatever reticence I had left that there was a reason not to enjoy my own company and expect other people would too.

I'm not even sure, by the way, what an LA lady really looks like. I think -- based on trying to parse other people's projections -- that she's probably white and skinny and blonde and has big boobs. And sure, there are more than enough of those here to go around (and I will absolutely concede perhaps only Miami has more ads for plastic surgery in their local media). There are also a lot of petite button-nosed brunettes hoping to play muse to their own Josh Schwartz and a whole generation of California girls who came of age in the '80s and '90s and wear their highlights and flip-flops and skater-girl Gwen gear like a second skin. Over where I live, among the white kids there are a lot of hipsters in their Chucks and eyeliner and tattoos and it's not so fundamentally different from being in Brooklyn or the Mission.

But maybe I just don't understand what it's like to look at women's bodies as nothing but a peer, without the heavy undercurrent of desire, of selfish hedonistic gratitude. In New York, in Chicago, in other cities I've lived where the winter hangs heavy and soul-crushing and finally lifts in a fitful triumph of changing seasons, the most obvious sign of spring fever is the sudden expanse of skin broadcast on every street corner. The skirts come way up, the tops are ridiculously skimpy, and everyone knows they're overcompensating, that's it's not really hot enough yet for bare shoulders. But the feeling of sun on skin is too good to resist, and whether or not we admit it, we all bask in the audacious displays.

And here's the thing about living in LA: It's like that most days. It's like that today, in early March, where it's supposed to be 89 this weekend. It was like that in January, in November and last August and all the year before, too. I suppose I could walk around, obsessed with measuring up. But then I'd miss the view, the California girls and the ocean and the sky wide open like we can have our choice of a million possible endings. That's the kind of LA lady I am.

March 02, 2007

A heartwarming tale of two guys and a stove.

Littlehouse We went to see a man about a stove, or rather a couple of guys who'd called to say they'd give us a decent offer on the one we were selling. On the way back to the old house I realized I'd forgotten to bring a wrench so they could unhook the gas. "But they sound like the kind of guys who have a tool box in the truck," I said.

One of them told me how he rode his motorcycle down to the south bay to meet his brother so they could drive back up in the truck and back down again to unload the stove so he could then drive all the way back up to Van Nuys. "But you know," he said. "He's my brother."

Then the stove-buying guy came back with the wrench and looked at the sparkly clean appliance. He turned to his brother and said, "See how clean it is?"

"You were right," said the brother, and smiled at me. "He said when you called, 'She sounds like the kind of girl who keeps her stove clean.'"

I have this huge, wild love for craigslist-fueled encounters (see: the guy who sold us our firewood) that help us remember that we're humans before we're consumers and that we're still capable of negotiating fair trades for services and goods without the facilitation of a major corporation. It's the little slice of Western libertarian among all the socialist hippiedom, I think.

February 26, 2007

Shana, the cross-promotion edition

Much excitement afoot.

629_cover> The most recent issue of Us Weekly (with Britney on the cover) includes my first real credited reporting work with the magazine, though I've been filing notes from red carpet events for the last month. I talked to haunted house tour operators and psychic investigators to find out whether the house Brad & Angelina bought in New Orleans might be full of ghosts. (The real story, according to all parties involved but not A-list enough to make the cut: Nicolas Cage lives down the street in the most haunted mansion in the most haunted city in America.) I've been working on this whole post about Us and j-school and my old days at the Nevada Weekly, but with all this work and moving I haven't quite gotten it down in actual typed words.

Outq > I'll be making an appearance on Sirius OutQ radio on Tuesday night, lending gossip and entertainment news to my friend Kathy Sanchez, who's filling in for an open seat on their schedule. Looks like you can sign up for a free three-day trial at their site and listen to streaming audio, or if you've already shelled out for the hardware, we'll be on channel 109, sometime around 8 p.m. Pacific Time. (I'll post on Tuesday with a more precise schedule.)

February 18, 2007

Catching up on Popnography:
Quicker than shaving your own head.

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Previously, on Popnography:

> Britney, baby, please! Save yourself!
> Cruising for sex with Kasey Kahne.
> How many times can Anderson get outed?
> Barely legal boyband king goes down in flames.
> Coming out party: John Amaechi. PLUS: Hardaway, we heard you the first time.
> Ricky's not ready to make nice.
> Happy VD-Day from Popnography!
> Avert your eyes from JC's lack of discretion.
> Baby you can drive my car.
> Preventative therapy for South of Nowhere actor? PLUS: It's all serial: The N Responds.
> The mysteries of development.
> Playing it straight on TV.
> Madonna makes everyone gay.
> You can be my wing man anytime!
> Post-game in the Purple Rain.
> Daniel Meade is trying to kill me.
> Most eligible bachelor or just another size queen?
> Molly Ivins: She who laughs lasts.
> Not quite done gushing over Brothers & Sisters.

I'm alive, I swear

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Between launching Popnography, doing some work on the side for Us Weekly and squeezing in a trip to Santa Barbara with my mom -- oh, and that little thing where we have movers coming on Friday to take our stuff the whole mile from the current casa over to Echo Park -- I've gotten a little behind over here. But look at my babealicious mom smiling into the sun on a beautiful day by the ocean!

I'm trying out MarsEdit again -- a blog posting software that goes with the super-amazing blog-reading software, NetNewsWire, that makes my work possible. I had to delete and re-install because all I can remember from my last 30-day free trial was that something didn't work as well as I wanted. But what? I guess we'll see. (I think it might be because I can't resize images... On the other hand, both applications automatically paste anything on your clipboard into an open link box.)

In other super-geeky news, be sure to read my post about iConcertCal, a great plug-in for iTunes that will find local shows for any artist in your library. And my friend Julie introduced me to TopXNotes, a Mac-only program that has totally rocked my world and helped get all my daily work in order.

So let me go do that and I'll have a better update coming soon.

January 31, 2007

You'll see such gaiety there!

Victor After many months of oiling the Personality Machine until it can nearly run itself, we've been moved and upgraded and renamed. I'm like a second wife.

Check out Popnography, now shacking up at Out.com. Same old-fashioned mocking. Brand new outfit.

And here's the big gay bio nixed for being a wee bit on the nose for a new relationship with advertisers, but carefully preserved for your reading pleasure:

SHANA NAOMI KROCHMAL has at various times been called a "spokesperson for sodomy," a "local gay hero" and a few other choice phrases unfit to print, even on a blog designed to make the whole world sound queer.

January 23, 2007

Get MY war on

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Do you read Get Your War On, by the brilliant David Rees? You should. It's the smartest, most painfully accurately aimed political cartoon of our time.

If I were David, I would make sure my comic strip about Bush declaring Sunday National Sanctity of Human Life Day included the following exchange between clip art coworkers:

A: Hey, did you hear the president declared a National Sanctity of Human Life Day?

B: Yeah, what a great fucking idea!

A: I know! It's pure fucking brilliance! I only wish that I could get my brother and my cousin and my ex-girlfriend the fuck out of Iraq so that they could go back in time and be unborn fucking fetuses so that they could have some motherfucking sanctity of human life, too!

B: Yeah, while you're at it, I think we should have National Sanctity of Human Life year, man. 2007 should be the year of human life.

A: Yeah, not just any life, either. American lives.

Wow, you know what I want now? I want GYWO to feature special guest stars from The Office. That would be fucking brilliant.